The King On Marriage Vol.1

Before delving into the complex nature of Marriage in America, the King will start slow with an observation on an issue close to every mans heart.

One aspect of interest has long been the American family. Defining a family is a constantly evolving process. The only thing that has remained a constant is the social acceptance of older men marrying younger women.

I for one applaud this circumstance. Why? Not necessarily because my own 60 year plan involves such a scenario, though it definitely does. It is because of Dennis Kucinich. Is there anything that man cannot do? (Other then become President.)

You see, marrying a women 30 years younger then you takes skill and experience. The kind of skill and experience every man, no matter what their politician or religious affiliation may be, appreciates with vigor.

As long as our society is a patriarchy that pays superficial lip service to the idea of equality, men like Kucinich may be mocked for being vegans or their eerie resemblance to one the Keibler Elves, but may also be the standard by which all the hopes of single men everywhere lie. No matter how old you are, you can still marry a 30 year old when your sixty, and enter a pantheon commonly only open to aging Hollywood movie stars and Hugh Hefner, glory be thy name.

As sure as I am that I sweat education, I am sure that this scenario will continue to be played out over an over and over again to the admiration of dudes everywhere.


BYAH!