Saturday, October 11, 2008

God Damn &**^%$$^^&@

Answer-The Boston Red Sox
Question-Which is the only team to hit three dingers in an inning and lose said post season game.

This October, the roll of Eddie Cicotte will be played by Josh Beckett. I mean wholly shit! I actually will not watch another Beckett start the rest of the post season. I'm Starting a "Play Wakefield" petition. His Payton Manning Face just made me puke on a kids Essay Test. Pathetic...

Friday, October 10, 2008

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...

The fine people of Minnesota have unleashed some of the most ridiculous shit ever on the general public. I just don't understand how people can be so ignorant....and I work with high school students.

The Top Five Jams on The Dude's IPOD This Week.
1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIvzwjVFvqk
2.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zo4JdTfDw0
3.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzqhJ_LTeaI&feature=related
4.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlEy3og5sms
5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_WQnzmV6WI

An extra diddy...I'll say it again, the Red Sox have to start this tradition in America.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7xvegPH_Lw

I skipped the first Red Sox-Rays game for Pre-season Celtics Basketball. More Analysis of the C's to come. For now, lets just say Bill Walker is for real.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

I can see Iran from my house...and its economy sucks!

In these challenging times it is good to know that the old standby's, like a dismantling of the Chicago Cubs in the playoffs and the industructability of the Subaru Impreza, are still illuminating our world and covering us all like a warm blanket.

For those pinning for Sam Harris' "The End of Faith" to be made into a movie, look no further then Bill Maher's "Religulous". Of coarse Maher comes across as hypocritical as he fervently attacks faith with such dogmatic vitrol, but his angle is dead on and use of humor for the first 3/4 of the film is like the Daily Show on steroids.

Somebody tell Jay Marriotti that Soriano can't be the new "October A-Rod" because A-Rod retains his position as the October A-Rod.

Alot of people have told me that this Pats team reminds them alot of the 2001 Patriots because the team has lots of holes and will play close games. I still think they are one more injury away from the Hugh Millen led 1991 Pats team.

JT O'Sullivan is better then Matt Cassell. In fact, he may be the 4th greatest QB in the history of the red and gold.

Bravo to TBS for putting Donny O' and Harald Reynolds together for the play by play of the Ray-White Sox. Good stuff. Between the TBS post season coverage and the TNT NBA coverage, the remnents of the Turner sports empire continue to be a bastian of glory in the wasteland that is professional sports coverage in America.

After a over a decade of sitting on the fence on the matter, I can now say with clarity that I am in fact down with O.P.P. .....The VHI Hip Hop Songs countdown was the clincher for me....

Randy Edsall abandoning the power running game 8 minutes into the first half versus UNC was as awful a tactical decision as a UConn coach has made since...well....Ray Reid didn't select Bobby Rhine to take the PK vs. Seton Hall in 98' NCAA Tourney.

Somebody has to answer me this; what is worse, being a Mets fan or a Cubs fan? I think it is closer then most people think.

The intensity of the WNBA finals has infultrated my classroom. Imagine my shock when two students debated the impact of expansion on the womens league. One said it depleated the talent pool. True, the San Antonio Silver Stars are a resent expansion team, but its inclusion is refreshing, like the TB Rays.

Speaking of the Rays, I retain my position that if the team loses a playoff series it should be relocated immediately. I'm partial to Hartford (New England's Rising Star!!), but I also think Las Vegas, New York, Nashville, or simple contraction are possibilites.

Me two months ago, "The addition of Patrick O'Bryant will make the C's a more dominent defensive team."

Me now, " The addition of Sam Cassell will cancel out the addition of Patrick O'Bryant in making the C's a more dominent defensive team."

The power running game...making offensive coordinators look brilliant since 1910!

Bill Clinton and George H.W. Bush should go on tour, or better yet, run a telethon to bailout Nascar. Unfortunately, the extra 140 Billion dollars in pork that was added to the bill to bailout the financial sector only included $100,000 that will go to Nascar for public relations work. I know that BC and GHWB could do more to help out the only sport that contributes to the destruction of the O-Zone layer. What would Dale Earnhardt do?

Lawrence Maroney reminds me alot of Frank Gore, that is if Gore only got on the field for the last 5 weeks of the season.

Put me on the list of people who think that the film "W" will help John McCain. Nothing brings concervatives together like Hollywood, except for maybe free meth or closeted gay sex with other conservatives. Oliver Stone is such a pompus ass that he thrives on profitting from the horrors of the Bush Administration. I can't see what lampooning the guy who has been lampooned for the last 8 years does for anybody anymore. Partcularly from the guy who directed "Alexander".

Matt Cassell's Red Zone performance is jitterier then a saturated fat addict at taco bell. Mmmm..Taco Bell......


"I gotta say, today was a good day..."-O'Shea Jackson