The fine people of Minnesota have unleashed some of the most ridiculous shit ever on the general public. I just don't understand how people can be so ignorant....and I work with high school students.
The Top Five Jams on The Dude's IPOD This Week.
1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIvzwjVFvqk
2.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zo4JdTfDw0
3.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzqhJ_LTeaI&feature=related
4.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlEy3og5sms
5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_WQnzmV6WI
An extra diddy...I'll say it again, the Red Sox have to start this tradition in America.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7xvegPH_Lw
I skipped the first Red Sox-Rays game for Pre-season Celtics Basketball. More Analysis of the C's to come. For now, lets just say Bill Walker is for real.
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Friday, October 10, 2008
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
And then like that.......poof.....it's gone....
This morning the US Mens soccer team crashed out of the Olympics with a 2-1 loss to Nigeria. Some will say the tournament was over when Brad Guzan was unable to save the the free kick against the Dutch. Some will say that it was losing Adu and Bradley to yellow cad accumulation. Others will say it was Micheal O's sending off just 3 minutes into the match with Nigeria. While others will say that it was coach Nowak's taking off of Jozy Altidore in the only game he was able to start in the entire tournament. It is a combination of them all, but I would also include the inclusion of Mcbride, whose lack of production was ridiculous. And spare me the "he's a ball control foward" crap. All the more reason that he was disposable against Nigeria.
The Sox game Tuesday night was also ridiculous. I totally knew the Rangers would come back after giving up 10 runs in the 1st inning. They have the best offesnse in the league and Charlie Zink is no Tim Wakefield. A similar set of games took palce in '03 against the Marlins when the Sox opened huge leads only to struggle to win. The Youkilis game winner was spectacular. As for the Byrd trade, lets hope his is still on the HGH, or he is the next coming of Jeff Suppan circa 2004.
A unqiue thing happened on the way to commentators bitching about American athletes making political statements during the Olympics, in the belief that sports somehow extended beyond the limits of human dignity...the nation of Russia invaded the nation of Georgia on the day of the opening ceremonies. Then the Cowboy denounced it, because apparently sanctimonius military aggression is soooo 2003......and he even sought a diplomatic conclusion. Bob Costas bizzare interview with the Cowboy was the topping on the cake.
The only thing better then Phelps winning 8 golds would be if he brought a Tibeten flag to the podium.
The Sox game Tuesday night was also ridiculous. I totally knew the Rangers would come back after giving up 10 runs in the 1st inning. They have the best offesnse in the league and Charlie Zink is no Tim Wakefield. A similar set of games took palce in '03 against the Marlins when the Sox opened huge leads only to struggle to win. The Youkilis game winner was spectacular. As for the Byrd trade, lets hope his is still on the HGH, or he is the next coming of Jeff Suppan circa 2004.
A unqiue thing happened on the way to commentators bitching about American athletes making political statements during the Olympics, in the belief that sports somehow extended beyond the limits of human dignity...the nation of Russia invaded the nation of Georgia on the day of the opening ceremonies. Then the Cowboy denounced it, because apparently sanctimonius military aggression is soooo 2003......and he even sought a diplomatic conclusion. Bob Costas bizzare interview with the Cowboy was the topping on the cake.
The only thing better then Phelps winning 8 golds would be if he brought a Tibeten flag to the podium.
Sunday, March 2, 2008
How did it come to this?
"We Haven't Located Us Yet"-The Darjeeling Limited
In the past month I have learned a few things. Tom Coughlin can outcoach Bill Belichek. Kevin Faulk and Willie Andrews like the ganja. No NFL contract is safe. Hank Steinbrenner is a meathead. Roger Clemens is delusional, and so is Bob Knight. I learned everything is Not everything, Life Is a hustle, and the Alli-Opp was invented in Flint, Michigan. I also learned that the Super Bowl may have been a highpoint for the NFL, from which it is never to return. The league needed to see perfection, so did the Patriots, and so did I .
After an 18-1 season the New England Patriots have entered the off season a team in flux. Asante Samuel has bolted to Philly. Dante Stallworth will find the seam for the Browns next year. Kyle Brady is done. Randell Gay, Roosevelt Colvin, and Special Teams stalwart Kelly Washington will inevitable find a new employer. Junior Seau had shoulder surgery and is staring retirement in the face. More importantly Randy Moss is reportedly pissed off no deal has been made since he became a free agent. The horrific thought of Moss landing anywhere outside New England, especially Dallas, would be enough for me to move to Manchester, England. After last the off season, this is all very confusing. Maybe the 2007/08 Patriots were the great perfect storm of luck and talent, the juggernaut whose clock struck midnight 3 minutes too soon. Is the organization going all the way back to the drawing board? You might as well redraft the league and start anew.
The inability to convince the often injured Gay to stick around will have real draft day consequences. The opportunity to take over for Samuel apparently is not his motivation. The team is letting Eugene Wilson walk, so they will have lost past starters at DB, Safety, and DE/LB in the past two weeks. The team has the # 7 pick in the draft. However, the chances of the team making and keeping that selection are slipping away as they put itself in a position to have to rebuild every aspect of the D. The #7 pick for a late first and an early second round pick give them a chance to pick up some depth. They are going to need it. Plus, let’s face it, for all the hoopla about Belichek and Pioli being geniuses, rounds 3-6 have not produced much in terms of on field production in recent years.
As we see the complete tranquility of Red Sox Spring Training, it really makes me wonder what the Patriots are doing. We have seen this mentality before, and it ended with Champ Bailey picking off Tom Brady in the end zone.
In the past month I have learned a few things. Tom Coughlin can outcoach Bill Belichek. Kevin Faulk and Willie Andrews like the ganja. No NFL contract is safe. Hank Steinbrenner is a meathead. Roger Clemens is delusional, and so is Bob Knight. I learned everything is Not everything, Life Is a hustle, and the Alli-Opp was invented in Flint, Michigan. I also learned that the Super Bowl may have been a highpoint for the NFL, from which it is never to return. The league needed to see perfection, so did the Patriots, and so did I .
After an 18-1 season the New England Patriots have entered the off season a team in flux. Asante Samuel has bolted to Philly. Dante Stallworth will find the seam for the Browns next year. Kyle Brady is done. Randell Gay, Roosevelt Colvin, and Special Teams stalwart Kelly Washington will inevitable find a new employer. Junior Seau had shoulder surgery and is staring retirement in the face. More importantly Randy Moss is reportedly pissed off no deal has been made since he became a free agent. The horrific thought of Moss landing anywhere outside New England, especially Dallas, would be enough for me to move to Manchester, England. After last the off season, this is all very confusing. Maybe the 2007/08 Patriots were the great perfect storm of luck and talent, the juggernaut whose clock struck midnight 3 minutes too soon. Is the organization going all the way back to the drawing board? You might as well redraft the league and start anew.
The inability to convince the often injured Gay to stick around will have real draft day consequences. The opportunity to take over for Samuel apparently is not his motivation. The team is letting Eugene Wilson walk, so they will have lost past starters at DB, Safety, and DE/LB in the past two weeks. The team has the # 7 pick in the draft. However, the chances of the team making and keeping that selection are slipping away as they put itself in a position to have to rebuild every aspect of the D. The #7 pick for a late first and an early second round pick give them a chance to pick up some depth. They are going to need it. Plus, let’s face it, for all the hoopla about Belichek and Pioli being geniuses, rounds 3-6 have not produced much in terms of on field production in recent years.
As we see the complete tranquility of Red Sox Spring Training, it really makes me wonder what the Patriots are doing. We have seen this mentality before, and it ended with Champ Bailey picking off Tom Brady in the end zone.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Heady Times
Everything is wonderful, with the possible exception of my 70 hour work week, The Wars, Famine in Africa, the decay of Western Civilization caused by country music, and the underexposure of witty sports blogs. Thus, for for the most art my life is peachy. The long awaited second season of the Boondocks is accessible via Youtube for former night owls like me. We have witnessed the another breath taking Red Sox Championship and are in the midst of the greatest single season of professional American football ever played. The Boston Celtics have been reborn into an NBA contender. Even UConn football is relevant on a national scale. It is like the 2007 Oscars and I am Al Gore. Gorgasm’s for everyone!!!!
However, it is still 2007, and with every second we are hurdling toward 2008. This means the Hot Stove is firing up and a joyous sporting nation turns its eyes to the 10,000 pound elephant in the room. What it is? Who is it?
Two Words…..One Man….
Johan Santana.
He is a two time Cy Young award winner….in the American League.
He also is in the final year of his deal and certinaly going to tbe traded. Only two teams have a chance at landing the lefty. The Sox and the Yankees. The good guys versus the long suffering losers who are dealing with a horrific karma/steroid induced curse. This is the stuff that rivals any modern day Kumate style slugfest.
The interesting thing is that both teams have the assets needed to entice the Twins. The Sox have a barrage of talented arms highlighted by No-Hittin’ phenomenon Clay Bucholz and World Series clincher John Lester. Coco Crisp would be included as the Twins are in need of a dynamic Center Fielder. Jacoby Ellsbury, the Dope Playa, is untouchable, but other quality arms in the system could be involved as well.
The Yanks will certainly counter with a combination of Ian Kennedy, Phil Hughes, and Milky Cabrerra. Joba “The Bug Magnet” Chamberlin is considered untouchable, and according to some reports, so is Robinson Cano.
It is insane that both teams are so stacked that each can not only complete a deal but also extend Santana’s contract. This extension will most certainly be the richest contract ever given to a pitcher.
After the C’s gave up the young prospects to get KG, everyone in New England is at the very least considering a similar move for the Sox. Of course the situations are totally different. The C’s needed to increase relevance and victories just to justify their existence. The Sox are on top of the Baseball World.
This just in, ……I outed Valerie Plame……..in my pants….
Sorry, Countdown just started.
I have no justification for using the word ‘Dope Playa” other then that Gus Johnson’s podcast with Simmons this week sent me into a tailspin back to the late 80’s when I randomly used the term “Dope” in every facet of life, especially at Sunday school and in reference to my half of a paper rout. Heady times indeed…
Scott Pollard owns……………a Buick.
The TDBNG will be insane on Friday. I plan on starting the “Beat LA Chant” at least 5 times.
However, it is still 2007, and with every second we are hurdling toward 2008. This means the Hot Stove is firing up and a joyous sporting nation turns its eyes to the 10,000 pound elephant in the room. What it is? Who is it?
Two Words…..One Man….
Johan Santana.
He is a two time Cy Young award winner….in the American League.
He also is in the final year of his deal and certinaly going to tbe traded. Only two teams have a chance at landing the lefty. The Sox and the Yankees. The good guys versus the long suffering losers who are dealing with a horrific karma/steroid induced curse. This is the stuff that rivals any modern day Kumate style slugfest.
The interesting thing is that both teams have the assets needed to entice the Twins. The Sox have a barrage of talented arms highlighted by No-Hittin’ phenomenon Clay Bucholz and World Series clincher John Lester. Coco Crisp would be included as the Twins are in need of a dynamic Center Fielder. Jacoby Ellsbury, the Dope Playa, is untouchable, but other quality arms in the system could be involved as well.
The Yanks will certainly counter with a combination of Ian Kennedy, Phil Hughes, and Milky Cabrerra. Joba “The Bug Magnet” Chamberlin is considered untouchable, and according to some reports, so is Robinson Cano.
It is insane that both teams are so stacked that each can not only complete a deal but also extend Santana’s contract. This extension will most certainly be the richest contract ever given to a pitcher.
After the C’s gave up the young prospects to get KG, everyone in New England is at the very least considering a similar move for the Sox. Of course the situations are totally different. The C’s needed to increase relevance and victories just to justify their existence. The Sox are on top of the Baseball World.
This just in, ……I outed Valerie Plame……..in my pants….
Sorry, Countdown just started.
I have no justification for using the word ‘Dope Playa” other then that Gus Johnson’s podcast with Simmons this week sent me into a tailspin back to the late 80’s when I randomly used the term “Dope” in every facet of life, especially at Sunday school and in reference to my half of a paper rout. Heady times indeed…
Scott Pollard owns……………a Buick.
The TDBNG will be insane on Friday. I plan on starting the “Beat LA Chant” at least 5 times.
Sunday, October 28, 2007
George Washington Euthanized
This was the first heading I saw on the ESPN scroll this morning. I have no idea what it means (Apparently it was a race horse). It was a strange way to start what could be such a euphoric day.
Last night the Rex Sox pounded out 10 runs on 15 hits for a huge win over Colorado to take a 3-0 lead in the World Series. My thoughts, before Mike Lupica just ripped them off on a national TV, were that Game Three was a microcosm of the entire Red Sox season. They got out to a huge lead, excitement for Dice K rose with every strikeout, the Rockies offense came to life and cut the lead to one, then the Sox (Spurred on my rookies Dustin Pedroia and Jacoby Ellsbury ) tacked on four runs late to put the game out of reach. Tonight the Sox and Rockies each send out pitchers with incredible back stories that has all making of a story book ending. It would be wonderful if Lester can shine as pitch lights out. It hasn’t happened this year, so I am not holding my breath. I have been impressed by aspects of the Rockies bullpen, especially the resurgent Matt Herges. who is apparently seeking to be overtake Paul Byrd as HGH player of the year. I think the Rockies may have the edge tonight as they try to save face. However, I said the same thing three ago, then Johnny Damon led off Game Four with a homer.
Sox fans…Prepare for Glory….
Oh yeah, the 7-0 New England Patriots play the Washington Redskins at 4:15. I love the match up, mainly because the ‘Skins secondary is strong, and should provide a real test to God’s passer rating. There may actually be real pressure on Lawrence Maroney and the Pats D to perform up to expectations. What a novel concept. It has trap game written all over it, except when you remember Belichek is the coach and God is the QB. Look for big Vince to get at least one sack on Jason Campbell. All world Richard Seymour is back, albeit in limited duty. Overall, I’m excited.
Reports out this morning have the Lakers ad Bulls talking about a deal that would send Kobe Bryant to the Bulls. Phil Jackson is pissed. Kobe will never be Jordan. I do not think this turns out well for either team or the Black Mamba. Any chance Danny Ainge can get in on this?
The UConn Football Huskies victory over USF at the Rench was huge. The fact this means UConn will be catapulted up the BCS standings is amazing. Words cannot quantify this situation. Next up, Rutgers on Saturday night. U-ConNNN!
As long as no dead presidents are euthanized this week, it should be all about euphoria and celebration.
“This time tomorrow, where will we be?”-The Kinks
Jonathan Papelbon owns...
Have a Safe week.
Last night the Rex Sox pounded out 10 runs on 15 hits for a huge win over Colorado to take a 3-0 lead in the World Series. My thoughts, before Mike Lupica just ripped them off on a national TV, were that Game Three was a microcosm of the entire Red Sox season. They got out to a huge lead, excitement for Dice K rose with every strikeout, the Rockies offense came to life and cut the lead to one, then the Sox (Spurred on my rookies Dustin Pedroia and Jacoby Ellsbury ) tacked on four runs late to put the game out of reach. Tonight the Sox and Rockies each send out pitchers with incredible back stories that has all making of a story book ending. It would be wonderful if Lester can shine as pitch lights out. It hasn’t happened this year, so I am not holding my breath. I have been impressed by aspects of the Rockies bullpen, especially the resurgent Matt Herges. who is apparently seeking to be overtake Paul Byrd as HGH player of the year. I think the Rockies may have the edge tonight as they try to save face. However, I said the same thing three ago, then Johnny Damon led off Game Four with a homer.
Sox fans…Prepare for Glory….
Oh yeah, the 7-0 New England Patriots play the Washington Redskins at 4:15. I love the match up, mainly because the ‘Skins secondary is strong, and should provide a real test to God’s passer rating. There may actually be real pressure on Lawrence Maroney and the Pats D to perform up to expectations. What a novel concept. It has trap game written all over it, except when you remember Belichek is the coach and God is the QB. Look for big Vince to get at least one sack on Jason Campbell. All world Richard Seymour is back, albeit in limited duty. Overall, I’m excited.
Reports out this morning have the Lakers ad Bulls talking about a deal that would send Kobe Bryant to the Bulls. Phil Jackson is pissed. Kobe will never be Jordan. I do not think this turns out well for either team or the Black Mamba. Any chance Danny Ainge can get in on this?
The UConn Football Huskies victory over USF at the Rench was huge. The fact this means UConn will be catapulted up the BCS standings is amazing. Words cannot quantify this situation. Next up, Rutgers on Saturday night. U-ConNNN!
As long as no dead presidents are euthanized this week, it should be all about euphoria and celebration.
“This time tomorrow, where will we be?”-The Kinks
Jonathan Papelbon owns...
Have a Safe week.
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Lugo and Drew...D'Oh
"The best thing that ever happened to Julio Lugo was the NBA Draft"
-E-Mailer to WEEI's Dale and Holley show
The addition of Julio Lugo has been Theo Epstein's worst, but not by much.
Need the stats?
2007 Season Stats
G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI SB BA OBP SLG
74 281 33 53 12 1 4 34 20 .189 .260 .281
This cat is making $8,250,000 this season and is in the midst of an 0-33 slump.
It's sick until you remember JD Drew is making $14,400,000.
2007 Season Stats
G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI SB BA OBP SLG
71 237 44 61 12 1 6 32 1 .257 .371 .392
This team was an enigma in March, and continues to be one.....Albeit a winning one. They are 10.5 up on second place Toronto, and 11 up on the 3rd place Yankee's.
Just wacky.
-E-Mailer to WEEI's Dale and Holley show
The addition of Julio Lugo has been Theo Epstein's worst, but not by much.
Need the stats?
2007 Season Stats
G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI SB BA OBP SLG
74 281 33 53 12 1 4 34 20 .189 .260 .281
This cat is making $8,250,000 this season and is in the midst of an 0-33 slump.
It's sick until you remember JD Drew is making $14,400,000.
2007 Season Stats
G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI SB BA OBP SLG
71 237 44 61 12 1 6 32 1 .257 .371 .392
This team was an enigma in March, and continues to be one.....Albeit a winning one. They are 10.5 up on second place Toronto, and 11 up on the 3rd place Yankee's.
Just wacky.
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